Selecteaza luna in care te’ai nascut!

1—-I made out with
2—-I fucked
3—-I smoked
4—-I killed
5—-I jerked off
6—-I fingered
7—-I cuddled with
8—-I raped
9—-I slept with
10—I licked
11—I stabbed
12—I sucked

Selecteaza ziua (data) in care te’ai nascut!

01——an easter egg
02——a bisexual
03——a bag of weed
04——Frankie gotti
05——your mom
06——a toothbrush
07——a lesbian
08——a prostitute
09——john gotti
10——an arab
11——a homo
12——Paris Hilton
13——an overweight Asian man
14——a crack-headed bitch
15——a cat
16——a jew
17——a black pornostar
18——a cow
19——a dog
20——an orange
21——a horse
22——a drug dealer
23——a whore
24——a pickle
25——a french fry
26——a bottle of henny
27——a homeless guy
28——The Trojan Man
29——a condom
30——a bottle of vodka
31——santa clausE
dick.

Culoarea tricoului care il porti!

White— because i love marijauna
Black—-Because I have a gigantic penis
Pink—–Because I love giving blow jobs
Red—–Because I have amazing boobs
Blue—-Because Im a loser
Polka Dots—-Because I hate my life
Purple—-Because Im gay
Gray—–because I’m rick james… bitch
Orange—–Because I have double d’s
Green—–Because I have an extreamly small dick
Other—–Because I smoke crack
Turqoise—–Because I’m beautiful
Shirtless—–Beacuse I touch myself at night.

Ce v’a iesit?

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