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	<title>Vladinho Blog &#187; bancuri</title>
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	<description>vreau s-aud un stadion cum striga!</description>
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		<title>Papagalul si viagra</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 06 Nov 2010 18:03:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Vladinho</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Un tanar cumpara o cutie de viagra. ajunge acasa, si din gresala papagalul mananca toate pastilele! Tanarul, nestiind cum sa-l scoata din calduri, il baga in congelator… dupa cateva ore, isi aminteste si de papagal, pe care il uitase in congelator… deschide usa , si vede papagalul transpirat tot. Tanarul, mirat… intreaba: -Ce-ai facut ma??? [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Bula si Ghita</title>
		<link>http://vladinho.net/caterinca-de-pe-net/bula-si-ghita/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 15 Jan 2010 15:51:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Vladinho</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Se duce Bula la prietenul lui Ghita care tocmai avuse un accident si era paralizat. Dupa ce a ajuns la el, Ghita il roaga sa se duca in cealalta camera sa ii aduca sosetele. Se duce Bula in cealalta camera si da de fetele lui Ghita: − Fetelor, m-a trimis tatal vostru sa va f***. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Bancuri cu scotieni</title>
		<link>http://vladinho.net/dale-mele/bancuri-cu-scotieni/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 28 Jul 2009 17:29:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Vladinho</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Joc de fotbal, intr-un sat scotian. Inaintea inceputul meciului, pentru alegerea terenului, arbitrul arunca o moneda in sus. Rezultat: 4200 de raniti. &#8230;.bagati acuma comentarii cu bancuri cu scotieni. Pana la meci sa facem multe Ca sa vedeti bancurile de la vizitatorii cititi tot articolul Un scotian s-a apropiat de casa de bilete a stadionului [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Un blogger la biserica</title>
		<link>http://vladinho.net/dale-mele/un-blogger-la-biserica/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 12 May 2009 08:30:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Vladinho</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[La biserica, preotul se intalneste cu un tanar enorias: - Ce te aduce la biserica, Ioane? - Iaca, am venit sa ma spovedesc. - Nu-i nevoie, ti-am citit blogul&#8230;]]></description>
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		<title>Domnu&#8217; Popescu si curvele</title>
		<link>http://vladinho.net/dale-mele/domnu-popescu-si-curvele/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 30 Apr 2009 08:06:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Vladinho</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Unul se duce cu nevasta la restaurant ca sa sarbatoreasca 20 de ani de casatorie. Intra in restaurant si chelnerul zice: -“Sa traiti dom’ Popescu! Ce doriti sa serviti?” Nevasta intreaba : -“Draga, de unde te cunoaste asta?” - “A lucrat la noi la sindicat si l-au dat afara…” Intra unu cu vioara in restaurant [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Ferrari si tiganii</title>
		<link>http://vladinho.net/dale-mele/ferrari-si-tiganii/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 27 Apr 2009 08:53:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Vladinho</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Seful echipei de Formula 1 Ferrari si-a concediat tehnicienii si in locul lor a angajat tigani din Romania pentru ca scot rotile de 3 ori mai repede. Mai tarziu i-a parut rau. E drept ca fata de timpul obisnuit desfaceau rotile in 3 secunde insa in cele 7 secunde ramase au revopsit caroseria,au schimbat seria [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Porcusorul agresiv si Zana cea buna</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 16 Mar 2009 21:41:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Vladinho</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Porcusorul agresiv se intalneste cu zana cea buna si ii sare imediat la gat. -Te omor! te omor! te omor! -Stai, porcusorule, zice zana, nu ma omori ca eu pot sa iti indeplinesc doua dorinte smile -Okaaay&#8230;. prima dorinta: pune aici un pietroi asa de greu incat nimeni, ba, da&#8217; nimeni-nimeni-nimeni pe lumea asta sa [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Bancul zilei</title>
		<link>http://vladinho.net/dale-mele/bancul-zilei/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 22 Jan 2009 09:21:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Vladinho</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Se duce un reporter ntr-un sat din Uzbekistan s?-i ia interviu unui ??ran. R: Po?i s?-mi poveste?ti o ntmplare fericit? din via?a ta? T: Acu ctva timp mi-am pierdut capra n mun?i. Atunci ne-am strns to?i s?tenii la mine acas?, am baut vodc?, apoi am plecat, am g?sit capra, am adus-o acas?, am futut-o to?i, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Prietenia intre femei si barbati!</title>
		<link>http://vladinho.net/dale-mele/prietenia/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 07 Dec 2008 18:32:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Vladinho</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[O femeie nu a ajuns acasa intr-o noapte. In urmatoarea dimineata i-a spus sotului ca a adormit la o prietena. Pentru ca sa verifice el a sunat la cele mai bune zece prietene ale nevestei. Nici una nu stia nimic despre cele intamplate. Prietania intre barbati: Un barbat nu a ajuns acasa intr-o noapte. In [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Raspunsul se da in functie de intrebare</title>
		<link>http://vladinho.net/dale-mele/raspunsul-se-da-in-functie-de-intrebare/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Oct 2008 18:21:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Vladinho</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Jack si Max ies de la biserica. Jack se intreaba daca e OK sa fumeze in timp ce se roaga. Max raspunde: -De ce nu intrebi preotul? Si Jack se duce si-l intreaba: - Sfintia ta, pot sa fumez cand ma rog? Dar preotul spune: -Nu, fiule nu se poate. E o lipsa de respect [...]]]></description>
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